Creeper Candy


when someone is too cute or attractive that skeevy people (usually creepy, older men) constantly hit on them. hence, they are called creeper candy because these men will usually keep coming back for more.
selena gomez is so gosh darn cute that nasty creepers will constantly hit on her, follow her, try to hit her up. that is why she’s considered -creeper candy-.

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