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creeper #1

a creeper is basically anyone, male or female, with a creepy presence or behavior (see creeper #2 & #3).

creepers can give off a molester/rapist, s-x-fiend, lurker vibe.

many times, creepers are sociopathic (they socially prey on people) & have fake charming voices (see worm tongue).

the male creepers, many times, sport sp-rs- goatees or beards & usually wear sungl-sses & are sometimes physically fit, so that they can rape more often.

many female creepers can be tattooed & sometimes are “betty page” look alikes & wannabees that have leopard skin clothing fetishes. sometimes, they are plain looking housewives.

creepers are always looking to get laid.

some common examples of creepers (see more detailed list on urban dictionary)
1. guys or women who “come on” to your wife/husband or girlfriend/boyfriend at church.
2. all adults who try to have s-x with teenagers by acting cool through the use of drugs, materialism, music or literature. this includes most college professors, many high school teachers, some step-fathers & recreational church leaders.
3. men who have mail-order/trophy wives half their age out of eastern europe & china.
4. married men who “come on” to you while they are dropping off their children to school, day care, church or the ymca. (see more detailed list on urban dictionary).
that little guy with the goatee beard & dark sun gl-sses who keeps trying to have s-x with my mother is one little creeper.
a person who does weird things, like stares at you while you sleep, or looks at you for hours through a window. usually a close friend or relative. you know right away if that person is a creeper or does creeper things. it is not hard to spot the creeper.
jeff was the “creeper” in the background
an offensively unimaginative word devised by tacky, braindead college students to describe people they deem sinister, indecorous, uncouth, or otherwise unpleasant.
“omg, i was gettin wasteyface at bennigan’s, and some creeper was totally creepin on my bestiessss!!!1!!
typically a nice guy, but is called a creep because girl’s can be ruthless jerks
-“hi sandy”
-“get away from me you creeper”!
someone who views your profile (multiple times) without saying anything.
this guy has been to my profile 37 times today and hasn’t said anything… what a creeper!
older men who hang out in college clubs and bars and stare at girls half their age and occasionally make obscene gestures and comments.
look at that creeper over in the corner staring at you. he is wearing gold chains and his shirt is unb-ttoned to show off his chest hair. gross.
edward cullen
“edward, i saw you watching me sleep last night.”
“…”
“yes, you are a creeper.”
a type of creature often seen in the in development game, minecraft. similar to a suicide bomber but this creature lures prey into its line of fire by frowning and looking generaly sad. people fooled by this act soon are blow to millions of tiny bits as the creeper explodes. the creeper earned its name for its ability to swiftly sneak up on an unsuspecting player and quickly kill them, destroy their construction, and leave them exposed to more powerful monsters.
player: dum dum diddle dum dum

creeper:sssssssssssssss

player: oh shi-

-creeper and player are killed in a large explosion-

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