CreepNWank


while creepin on facebook, you look for attractive girls whether you know them or not, you go through all their photos until you find a bikini photo, you then proceed to masteurbate profusely as if you were watching p-rn.
chris threadgill walked in on joesph while he was bustin a creepnw-nk on hannah eldridge’s bikini photo.

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