creepsearch
abbreviation of “creepy research”. describes trying to find out information about a certain someone – it could be a crush or someone you want/need to meet. “creepsearch” involves looking through the phone book, internet searches or other means with information you may have come across illigetimately. distinguishes itself from stalking by being a one-time thing you use to meet someone.
tom did some creepsearch and found out where betty lives, and since he knows she loves trader joe’s, he can shop at the nearest one to her house and b-mp into her!
betty did some creepsearch and now knows where mr. ramos lives, now she can mail him her essay!
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