Creepy Bob


that weird neighbor who’s always making excuses to come outside, like doing yardwork, firing up the barbecue, or faking business to be outside when the teenaged neighbors come home. tends to stare from the windows, often at scantily clad girls. often seen lurking about his own windows at odd hours of the night, possibly staring in at his stepchildren sleeping.
—what’s going on out there?

—oh nothing, its just that creepy bob pretending its time to rake the leaves because the kids came home. put up the neighborhood watch sign and he’ll leave you alone.

—f-ck! that guy really is a creepy bob. look at him staring at those girls in the park.

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