Creepy Brian
a creepy brian, or creepus bri-n-s to the scientific world, is a species of ignoramus quite common in the urban and suburban areas of the united states. creepy brians are an unnecessarily confrontational animal that can often be found being lewd to either s-x, regardless of age. their diet consists of mostly negative attention and jägermeister with the occasional “munchies” concoctions due to moderate and inconsistent use if soft drugs. many families and social circles have a domesticated creepy brian due to their entertaining reactions to alcohol, over enthusiasm for board games, and how they can’t stand being ripped on. however, semi-domesticated, or “stray” creepy brains, may attach itself to a social group craving acceptance although clearly not wanted and being generally creepy. government control of creepy brians has been attempted but unsucessful due to heavy protest from animal rights groups such as peta and cbah2a (creepy brains are humans too almost). if you find yourself in the presence of an unwanted creepy brian, ignore it, and it will eventually get sick of not being the center of attention and migrate somewhere with more jägermeister.
i saw creepy brian on dateline last night. i’m happy he finally got caught.
Read Also:
- Crimebo
crimebo: a clown who dedicates himself to the entertainment, performance, comedy and history aspects of crime. crimebo the clown
- compound awesome
1. a combination of two or more words, objects or actions which are each awesome. the combination of these awesome things has the effect of multiplying the awesomeness of one word, object or action by the awesomeness of the other, creating an thing exponentially more awesome than its component parts. examples – ghost pirate, sp-ce […]
- Concessionalist
1.) the person working a concession stand that feels the need to ask you why you’re ordering an item. 2.) the person working a concession stand that finds it difficult to resist the temptation to ask you what you’d like more than once. 1.) billy (customer): hey, reg! i’d like a chili cheese dog. regina […]
- Conclusion
1. the result or outcome of an act or process. 2. to come to a conclusion too quickly, without sufficient thought or evidence. 1. after a tough hour with the math problem, he finally came to a conclusion. 2. “she saw me and her best friend on the couch talking and she jumped to conclusions” […]
- emo-core-kid
a kid who is emo , but doesn’t listen to that bullsh-t emo music, listens to hardcore music. a kid who’s life sucks, but cry’s alot without anyone knowing, just takes it out on cuts and everything else. that kid is such an emo kid no he’s an emo-core-kid he listens to hardcore stuff not […]