Creepy Stalker Lawyer
a creepy individual, usually abbreviated to csl
known for his sleazy voice and awkward stare.
he often follows around university students bot unaware and unwelcome.
when he enters the room, there is a collective feeling of discomfort.
csl has been known to try to -ssume the fashion, slang and habits of his prey to try and lure them into his web of creepiness.
it is unknown whether csl is really a lawyer or whether this is just another mantle to lure prey
guy #1: hey have you seen creepy stalker lawyer today?
guy#2: no? why?
girl #3: he is probably one of us.
guy #2: i just wet my pants
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