cremasteria

cremasteria (n): 1 (of a man) the condition of retracted t-st-cl-s;

2 a psychoneurosis occurring in a man when confronted by an -ssertive woman asking him questions he has no good answers to (from cremaster, the muscle responsible for the t-st-cl–retraction reflex, occurring, among others, during moments of extreme fear)

cremasterical (adj): of, relating to, or marked by, cremasteria
attorney general sessions seemed to be suffering a case of cremasteria under questioning by senator harris
(n): 1 (of a man) the condition of retracted t-st-cl-s; 2 a psychoneurosis occurring in a man when confronted by an -ssertive woman asking him questions he has no good answers to (from cremaster, the muscle responsible for the t-st-cl–retraction reflex, occurring, among others, during moments of extreme fear)
while senator kamala harris was accused of displaying hysteria in her attempts to get ag jeff sessions to give a straight answer, it was clear from his demeanor that he was in the throes of cremasteria.

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