crèmbster
a feverish s-xual addiction involving a prince edward island lobster (preferably alive). the procedure is commenced with the lobster clenching tightly to the t-st-cl-s. once this position is succeeded, the deliverer breaches entry of the lobster’s mouth c-n-l with an erect veiny c-ck and proceeds down the throat. the p-n-s is then removed with miximum strength. this action continues with violent force until the grip of the lobster begins to become flacid. if done correctly, the lobster should have perished and your shaft should be covered in the successfully harvested “crèmbster”. you may now wring out and drink from either opening of your digestive system.
who eats a lobster these days. all the rave is in crèmbster because i need no tools to get into that tough sh-ll!
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