crème of melon


when a young male in his experimental stage begins intercourse with a microwaved melon and as he is about to -j-c-l-t- his mother and/or sister walk into the room, the young male then pulls his erect p-n-s out in shame and fear and glazes his mother and/or sister. maxou gibeault 2017
“hey jim what’s wrong you’re looking a little white” jim: “yeah dude i crème of meloned my mom last night”

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