Cremilde


cremilde is usually an elderly female whose breath smells like leftover brocolli from the previous owner which would have been a herpes infested horse.

cremilde enjoys staring at chemistry exercises and she will make you want her naked in your bathroom cleaning your toothbrush.

she also likes kittens and shirts with clouds.
woah! cremilde’s breath sure stinks! maybe i should buy her a kitten, but cremilde is wearing a cloud shirt.

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