Crepe Susette
the act of moistening a bit of toilet paper after taking a large, fiery, painful dump in order to ease the burn of the -n-s.
d-mn! that dump i took after that hot-wings eating compet-tion made me have to crepe susette that sh-t.
noun –
french slang for tranny p-n-s.
why don’t you go suck on a crepe susette.
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