1. a delicious type of pancake
2. a non-delicious type of creep
1. i love crepes
2. i hate crepes
a french dish,called pancake in the uk,in central europe palach-nka
1 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup milk
1/2 cup water
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons b-tter, melted
mix all the ingredients into a batter.
pour the thin liquid batter onto a hot frying pan or flat circular hot plate, often with a trace of b-tter or oil spread out evenly across the pan’s surface.spread the batter all over the pan. then flip it once,then serve it
usually they are folded or rolled
you can eat it as a meal with meat,eggs,ham,spinach,… or you can eat it as a dessert with jam,ice cream,nutella,bananas,…
sugar,maple syrup,lemon juice,whipped cream are popular toppings for crêpes
person 1:dude,what are you making?
person 1:aren’t those crêpes?
person 2:we call it pancakes
the most incredible food possibly know to man. it is an extreme blast of deliciousness in your mouth with a surprise of delectable insides. either choclate, jelly, sugar, cinnamon, or whatever else you can think of. best if eaten in switzerland
oh man,this hazelnut crepe is amazing!!
thin, pancake-like french pastries that go good with fruit and whipped cream.
“i’m making craypes.”
“its pr-nounced crepes.”
‘fly’ trainers generally used in hip hop slang. gotta be swish though – not brogues
yo check ma hot new crepes!
1. (n.) a condition of skin-yellowing, sagging, drying and wrinkling -ssociated with an aging woman’s body. most often the term “crepe” is used to describe the sagging, leathery skin comprising and surrounding a post-menopausal woman’s v-g-n-l, thigh and b-ttocks area.
the term is often used in a s-xual context; jack nicholson, an american actor famed for both his career in film and his s-xual promiscuity, coined the term in a published, 2006 interview with rolling stone magazine’s eric hedegaard in a cover story ent-tled “jack nicholson: a singular guy.”
below is a direct quotation from the segment of the interview where nicholson discusses his experience with older women:
“you know there’s certainly more than one person that i’ve seen maybe thirty years, intimately. unexpected by me. i have the normal things that people have. you know, mom sitting on the toilet, scared, ‘gee, you know, when you were little,’ or whatever that is. you know what i mean. ‘oh, am i going to be able to deal with crepe?’ or whatever the fears are.” –nicholson
note: a geriatric/older woman with liver spots covering her body would have “blueberry crepe” while a black woman would have “burnt crepe.”
2. (n.) a type of pancake commonly consumed in france, belgium and upscale bistros in the united states. not to be confused with an old lady’s saggy v-g-n-. generally has an accent over the first “e.”
guy 1: so how was that milf you took home from the club last night? i bet she was an animal in bed…
guy 2: i actually couldn’t get an erection once i saw her crepe.
guy 1: dude you’re g-y, older women are hot.
guy 2: listen man, if you saw the yellow-brown, leathery, saggy v-g-n- i saw– you’d puke. it was crepe city!
charles nicholson –
charles nicholson “i love being a major crepe” “i am the general crepe” “i am the mother-f-cking crepe !!” “you crepeing bro?”
a female in desperate need of a sugar daddy to use and abuse. a bit silly as she expects to be her non existent -ss to be funded without offering certain services. often comes with a large selection of std’s haha, look at her, she’s such a veenna
- f*nny tourism
when straight girls go to a lesbian bar… fancy a spot of f-nny tourism tonight?
- zeepa zaapa
a smart independent young woman who is really cool and dèserves lots of friends wow,that girl on the internet is such a zeepa zaapa.
one that bates his teammates. are you seriously pulling repullze?
another way of showing that you love someone in a friendship group . such a good connection that you know what the other person wants. gary: hey, i’ve got two tickets to the game this friday night, yours if you want it ! jeff: you are such a mothpock gary, of course i’ll go!