Crescent Fresh
angry man say dangity-dang
he go to the park to hangity-hang, but
he’s not crescent fresh!
his whole life’s a mess!
angry dude with many tattoos
he’s living his life so crudity-rude, and
he’s not crescent fresh!
his short life’s a mess!
nice-ity guy goes flying a kite
and nice-ity girl, she like-ity likes him, and
they’re so crescent fresh!
super cres at best!
hippity dude likes hackity-sack,
don’t eat-a the meat, or smoke-a the crack, and
he’s so crescent fresh!
super cres at best!
a term to describe something cool. made semi-popular by a show that used to air on mtv called sifl & olly and its all-sock-puppet cast.
sifl & olly is crescent fresh. i’m going to go download the episodes.
being exceptionally cool, something so spectacular that the mind loses the ability to make sense
did you see that new car, it was so crescent fresh!
adj; of great kick–ssity.
so awesome that there isn’t enough letters in the word “awesome” to explain the “awesome-ness” of said situation.
dude she’s so cresent fresh.
she’s cresent fresh at best.
lexi and nolan made some cresent fresh f-cking last night.
to be, or the act of being, fresh and or fly continuously.
her outfit is not at all crescent fresh
commonly used hippy jargon, meaning overly p-ssive and unproductive.
president obama is so crescent fresh the way he borrows money from other countries and gives it to unproductive drug addicts already overly coddled by the welfare state. so cres.
to feel clean in the v-g-n-l area. crescent being in referance to shape of a woman nether parts.
i’m not feeling very crescent fresh today, maybe i should get some vagicil.”
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