crescent guy


a person (male) who belongs on crescent street in montreal. though exact defining characteristics are elusive, one is always sure when one meets a crescent guy.

wears too much cologne, smells better than most of his female friends and grooms too much. looks like every other douchebag on crescent street.
i asked for a pic and he sent me the most blatantly posed, looking-off-into-the-distance picture i’ve seen in a decade. what a f-cking crescent guy.

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