Crescent Park Strangler


a very quick and stealthy individual, if you do not know where it is, it will strangle you and lube your -n-s with bbq sauce. it can be seen creeping around waiting for a victim, or using its braids and scope out people. it doesnt talk however, so use extreme caution when faced with this deadly individual. its also known to make very strange noises. the strangler is known to have no s-xual prefrence, and will f-ck and kill anything w/ or w/o a pulse
crescent park strangler-“meep!!!!!”
everyone else-“holy shyt its the f-ckin crescent park strangler”

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