crespoism
a religion created by a young man based on a religious figure known as “rice crespo”. rice crespo resembles a young adolescent boy who reigns “rice krispie justice upon sinners”. those who believe in crespoism, believe that in the afterlife if you are a good person you go to the eternal town of rice krispie ville, and when you have sinned your soul will be forever trapped facing the wrath of rice crespo’s rice krispie treats. believers of crespoism are know as “krispie’s” and those who eat a rice krispie a day to please rice crespo are know as “the extra krispie’s”.
i believe in crespoism
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