Crespy


to be so fresh and so clean. the ultimate form of freshness.
guy 1: d-mn, i’m feeling crespy!
guy 2: uhh what?
guy 1: beyond fresh
guy 2: holy sh-t, i should have thought of that…

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  • Criticology

    the study or science of criticism. the art of critiquing people, places, or things. i learned to be a critic, and i majored in criticology. when i grow up, i want to be a criticologist.

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    that nasty light colored sc-m-like material that forms at the corners of one’s mouth. i so wanted to tell that guy to wipe the crulex off his friggin lips!

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    masturbating, letting it dry on your d-ck, and then having s-x without cleaning it off. i hear kyli got crustulumed by mike last night.

  • Cundragon

    a mix between a c-nt and a dragon, usually in reference to a woman. she is both distasteful in manner and appearance, and being around her for any period of time is horrifically unpleasant. question: “ergh… has (name) inflicted herself on you yet tonight, or have you managed to avoid it? response: “having to see […]


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