a combined m-ss of plastic bindings that wiggles periodically. also is good at taking latin tests.
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a person, normally female, who has habits resembling that of a slag, but either has a funny accent / is a dumb blonde / more slaggy than a standard slag look at that blonde over there seducing the old men…what a schlaaaag
panzy, v-g-n-, or any small enclosed area with lips. also known as a danny davido. rob: yo, were you at that ridiculous party last night? danny: no, my girlfriend made me watch the notebook. rob: you f-cking crev! 1. a small sp-ce or crevice 2. to tell a jokingly false statement 3. a word that […]
- Crimean Sunset
when you insert you p-n-s in a woman’s -n-s and insert your hand in her v-g-n-. your hand grips your p-n-s and stimulates through the wall. you must yell “charge” (as in charge of the light brigade) for it to be a true crimean sunset. bro 1: how is that new girl you are seeing? […]
a state of extreme inebriation thomas: hey, grant, what are you doing tonight? grant: it’s reading day eve! time to get white boy wasted! thomas: nah, dude, let’s get schlamboed!
- Fake Strider
an annoying little squit. a potty-mouth for whom “doo-doo” represents the pinnacle of wit. someone fixated at the oral–n-l stage. desperate for attention. obviously too young to be in ogrish the spoilt child of over-indulgent parents who gave him aveything but love and attention as a child.