cretinfuck


someone who is an absolute idiot. they usually confine to one or more of the following common symptoms; having no street knowledge whatsoever, makes stupid non-sensical comments, having illogical (usually illuminati based) ideas, and completing actions based on these various principles of generic idiotic life
daz: what was jack thinking when he wore that full body tracksuit?

isels: i don’t know, but he’s not as bad as malcolm who thinks that mcdonalds is run by the illuminati

daz: christ, they’re both such cretinf-ck’s

isels: hmmm, i’m not sure, callum is much more of a cretinf-ck for thinking it’s ok to p-ss into a his sink in his room.

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