Crevice cut
also, candy crevice cut; a cut on your tongue or lip from candy canes, lollipops, and hard candy that developed a thin sharp crevice. the crevice is created by natural holes in the candy that is developed in the cooking process, then thinned out by sucking the candy until there is a partial opening into the hole that tapers into a “v” shape. the tongue, usually a tastebud, slides into the crevice, then upward into the razor sharp edges. this usually causes your tongue to bleed all over your candy, leaving a sweet metallic taste in your mouth.
“this candy is so delici….ow!…blast it! i just got a crevice cut, and now my tongue is bleeding!!”
“hey dude! enjoying that lollipop? because a candy crevice cut has turned your lemon lollipop red! ha!”
“i’m not eating another candy came any time soon! i’m still recovering from a crevice cut from the last candy cane i ate! it took out an entire taste bud!”
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