Creye Up
v. – to figuratively eye someone up by crying pitifully and testing their guilt, emotional sympathy, and ambivalence response levels. commonly used as a way to change the subject when they may ask you about lying, manipulating, affairs, poor decisions, or uncomfortable topics.
“so, did you get around to making me dinner yet, like you said?”
“oh john! i’ve had so much to do every since your mom died, helping out you’re brothers and sisters, and…”
“jesus f-cking christ, just say no. my mom died a year and half ago so stop bringing it the f-ck up, don’t creye up so much.”
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