crib crawling
it is the action of getting women or men who are younger – they were probably in diapers by the time you were graduating high school. typically reserved to celebrities, the age difference is at least 10 years.
johnny is such a crib crawler, why is he dating that first year uni chick?
kevin was crib crawling at the club last night.
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