the leftover sauce that you don’t use from a fast food restaurant such as taco bell sauce, mcdonalds dipping sauce etc.
dammit they didn’t put the sauce in the bag…hey bae go see if we have any crib sauce!
a white boy who has an afro and is often caught peeling his foreskin back as far as he can, usually resulting in injury. crustichris has bad skin crustification as it has been covered in s-m-n which has dried and hardened “is he ok?” “no he’s turning into a crustichris!”
- crusty berries
tiny b-lls of dried s-m-n stuck to p-b-s on the n-ts-ck from repeatedly masterbating on one’s self with no clean up sort of like a dingle berrymade from poo on -ss hair i need a shower i have so many crusty berries from all this p-rn i’ve been watching
- crusty emo
one who listens to of mice and men wears dark eye shadow, has very pale skin and dyes their hair at least once a month. they find men who have children attractive and find bats cute wow look at that crusty emo, chelsea you’re such a crusty emo
when a man cries while he m-st-rb-t-s man im really sad so im gonna go cryjack in my room
- Cum Rationing
when a man does not release all his s-m-n in his load to increase the amount of loads he can provide during the night. dakota, c-m rationing does not allow you to have s-x 7 times in a night.