occurs when a man performs oral s-x on a woman’s v-g-n- in a manner similar to that of a horse eating out of a feed trough.
q: what are you doing tonight?
a: oh man, i’m just gonna be cribbin’ gash non-stop.
- cryptic c*ke
a s-xual position involving a rubik’s cube stuffed in the male urethra while having s-x with a prost-tute who does cocaine off the floor. i f-ck-d your mom in the cryptic c-ke last night.
- liquid p**py
liquid p–py is when one secretes non-solid p–py from the r-ct-m. did you just p-ss sitting down? no it was liquid p–py bro.
a word to describe a girl originating in the north of england that is both “ginger” and “bonny” or pretty in southern. mate, that l-ss over there is a right bongie
- funk *ss funk
a word to describe someone or something that is gross, ugly, smelly, or just plain… groady. also abbriviated as “faffy” or “f.a.f.”. yuck, look at that funk -ss funk girl. she should consider bathing.
lovely seaside town in the north east of england, partly inhabbited by the dregs of the dregs of societies, but luckley they are all isolated to a small area called “the lakes” (under no circ-mstances should you find yourself in the the lakes, it will not end well for you. the only exception to this […]