cribster


a baby who is forced to become trendy by its urban hipster parents. more and more boutiques in upscale neighborhoods cater to these parents, stuck in 1/3-life crisis, who buy their baby clothes and accessories that are essentially scaled-down versions of the hot topic product line. it’s a way for young moms to live the party life vicariously through their child, 16 years before that child will be allowed to party.
i don’t know what’s more disturbing: that the 35-year old mom in starbucks is wearing a babydoll shirt that says “s-x kitten”… or that her cribster is wearing the same thing.

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