cricket
silence, when you ask someone a question and they don’t give a response.
i asked sharon why she was late for work, all i got was crickets, ugh!
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it’s a cricket
cricket match
cricket scorecard
a game of skill and gentlemanly conduct where everyone hates the australians equally.
not those aussie c-nts again!
a gentlemen’s game and the sport baseball tries to be.
fancy a game of cricket?
a gentlemans sport. brilliantly concieved and very difficult to master. par superior to shoddy imitations played in certain countries.
a thing that makes noise when your jokes aren’t funny. somehow, every single time you tell a bad joke, the d-mn cricket just happens to be there to mock you. he makes you cry.
bad comedian: so the monkey says to me “how are you?” haha
-silence-
cricket: -cricket- you suck -cricket-
bad comedian: boo hoo. :'(
alongside rugby union, cricket is the original gentlemans game. requiring the most intense of concentration, batter’s and fielder’s may have to stand in the field for up to 5 days. extremely difficult to perfect and enjoyed by 9 main nations, it is a time-honoured tradition enjoyed by many.
“australia is the cricket world champion.”
cricket is a legend of a game played with a bat and a ball.
only gentlemen can play cricket
a game that indians are very, very serious about.
so they had a strip of ground about twelve feet wide and forty long – one wicket was a trash can, the other was a chair. jivaji gets the ball and wings it at the wicket, blowing the trash can to tiny little bits.
cricket: a serious game.
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