cricketers tan
having a v neck and lower arm tan after standing in the field all day. but everywhere else is pale e.g your body and legs ( known to non cricketers as a t shirt tan )
“yours arms and neck are really tanned but the rest of you is pale, how’s that possible?”
“that’s because i play cricket, this is a cricketers tan”
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