crickety


a person who creaks like an old rocking chair. a person who’s body is giving out in random places due to use,injury or age. term of endearment.
geez you are very crickety these days, do you want an aspirin ?

i can’t work out, i’m a bit crickety.

i played golf today, i’m a bit crickety.
of the nature of, or pertaining to the sport of cricket.
1. his batting action is too crickety, not suitable for baseball.

2. a new sports channel launched today on a crickety platform.
the act of getting supremely wasted and crunk
dude i got so crickety last night, i killed two bottles, a rolled a blunt before p-ssing out on that chick
voluntary intoxication to the point basic functions become difficult. for example; too drunk to walk.
after the party we were all pretty crickety.
a short bigheaded loud annoying person
craig is deffinetly crickety just look at him

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