crifted
crifted(adj.)
to be crifted, is to consume enough thc to a state where one dips in and out of consciousness and walls of gl-ss form around ones head. like sound proof.
guy 1: bro what’s your favorite ice cream?
guy 2: ..
guy 1: dude..h-llo?
guy 2: what’s my favorite cookie?? uhh macadamian
guy 1: you’re a f-ckin idiot i said ice cream
guy 2: dude don’t trip i’m crifted g
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