crighton


a species recognised by a distinctively large chin. others distinctive characteristics include being one of the worlds best undiscovered players.

crightons are often found residing around primary schools between the hours of 3-4pm.

crightons can be identified by a brown substance often found pouring from the mouth whilst speaking.

often found “chin-wagging” with other crightons.

the word can also be used to describe someone telling lies, exaggerating or expanding the truth.
girl 1: oh this guys so great, he told me he once saved 5 children from a burning orphanage.

girl 2: no he didn’t, he’s such a crighton!
to have a very small or insignificant penile region, but it’s okay because you are very smart and the ladies are just too dumb to recognize a keeper, and would rather go out with jocks who don’t care about them.
maxima: i think imma pop a crighton.
kylent: uh..oh, your head is growing by a factor of 4.
to have a very small or insignificant penile region, but it’s okay because you are very smart and the ladies are just too dumb to recognize a keeper, and would rather go out with jocks who don’t care about them.
maxima: i think imma pop a crighton.
skaterboy69: uh..oh, your head size is increasing by a factor of 4.
“you’re crazy, but i see where you’re coming from, let’s do this”
your friend expresses an idea that is a little outlandish (crazy) and you’re willing to tag along for the ride (right on, let’s do this).

friend a:

hey man lets go streaking through downtown this sat-rday night.

friend b:

cright on

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