Crikey Moses


an exclamation of surprise, like when i test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.
me: mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later…

car: fsssssssssssssssssstttttt waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap ptchooooooooooo
me: crikey moses!!!!!!!!

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