Crime-Alert
verb: to rape, -ssault, mug, s-xually har-ss, victimize, emotionally traumatize, engage in surprise b-tt-s-x, polar bear hunting, with use of knife, gun, or various pointy objects. occurs at any time of day on college campuses primarily after midnight, and is promptly reported by the local police department via email. and instead of taking measures to prevent said crime-alerts, local law enforcement officials proceed to raid bars and hand out numerous underage drinking tickets.
jane was walking home late on a friday night, and was crime-alerted by two big dudes, with a gun. but thank g-d the police were at the bar to give johnny got an underage drinking ticket.
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