Criminal Dick


the state of being so arroused and h-rny that your d-ck transcends the usual hard-on and morphs into a malevolent being all its own, capable of unrepentant violence, anti-social behavior, s-xual -ssault and– in extreme cases– rape.

synonyms: felonious trunk
i saw this girl last night who was so hot she gave me a case of straight up criminal d-ck.

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