criminal mindsturbating

being so aroused by the characters, events, or interactions on criminal minds that your body brings itself to climax of its own accord.
mom: honey i heard shouts from your room last wednesday at 9/8c.
daughter: oh don’t worry mom i was just criminal mindsturbating.

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