Criminoles


football team at an inferior florida university located in the capitol city of tallah-sse. the team notoriously tries to live up to the thug life image and is constantly in trouble with the law.
“watch the gators beat up on those criminoles!”
every gaytor’s worst nightmare.
gaytor fan: you boys from free shoes u are just a bunch of criminoles!

nole fan: yeah, we’re criminoles. we steal your dreams! enjoy your undefeated seasons while they last.

gaytor: …

nole: you mean you never went undefeated? oh, my mistake. the sound of our free shoes pounding your program into the dust for two decades must have distracted me.

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