Crimpler
this is when you t-tty f-ck a woman, j-zz on her face, get her to lick it all off then make out with her while all yr j-zz is still in her mouth!
man: omg last nite i totally gave this chick a crimpler!
friend: dude! thats awesome but gross!!!
a crimpler is the thing that crimples u
crimple
“that crimpler worked hard on u this time”
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