Crimson Handshake


when a girl who is menstruating uses her period blood as lubricant for a hand job.
she didn’t have any astro-glide, so i had to ask her for a crimson handshake.
a handjob from a girl who is on her period and used the mentrual fluid as a lubricant.
“did you have s-x with her?” “no, she was on her period so she gave me a crimson handshake.”

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