crimson jack
an event in masturbation when, during -j-c-l-t–n, blood is produced from the p-n-s rather than s-m-n.
guy 1: dude i crimson jacked last night and i don’t know what to do.
guy 2: what the f-ck? get that sh-t checked out.
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