crimson queef


(verb) an expulsion of air from the v-g-n- during a woman’s menstrual period. often resulting in a spray of menstrual blood similar to a spritz from a perfume bottle.
(noun) when a menstruating woman straddles another person’s face and expels air from their v-g-n-, spraying blood over the person’s eyes to create a super hero style mask.
hey baby, give me a crimson queef and i’ll be your hero!

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