cringe attack
to feel m-ssively ashamed of past actions that you have personally done so that the suffered embarr-ssment tricks your body that you’re about to have a heart attack. it is followed by episodes of further awkwardness and feeling uncomfortable for the rest of the day.
i looked at my yearbook today
and are you feeling nostalgic?
not all dude.. the way i used to dress and my haircut were so awful it gave me a cringe attack
when you remember an embarr-ssing moment in your life that you caused and you either cringe, hit yourself in the face or flail your arms because of it.
dan: yeah cool. -cringe attack-
phil: are you okay dan?
dan: …. -still flailing arms-
phil: oh your having a cringe attack.
… or something along those lines
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