criticats
a group of hipsters first based in paris, france that share their insider tips to know where to go in cities around the world. though officially closed to the public some have apparently joined their community on criticats.com
“did you check out criticats before booking that table.”
“woh. that film sucked b-lls – though they spent over a 100m $ to produce. let’s kill it on criticats.”
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