cripple bang
when a crippled person bangs a non-crippled person. usually because the non-crippled person is too drunk and/or high to know what is happening in the world around them.
last night i was drunk, and this guy in a wheelchair tried to cripple bang me. fortunately, i was not that drunk.
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