Cripple-Potamous
a fat person who rides a scooter, whose only disability is eating too many cheeseburgers
woah there’s a cripple-potamous after me, better lure it away with some doritos
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to satisfy a woman s-xually in a way that you probably shouldn’t tell your mates about and then have her roll over once done and go to sleep. then to tell your mates about it. “she screamed like someone was murdering her then just rolled over and ignored me,…can you believe it!” “you really shouldn’t […]
- Crissmuss
n. the secular festival celebrated on december 25th every year, accompanied by much merriment, shopping and spending. cf. christmas. dude, are you going to the crissmuss party this weekend? i got my girlfriend a great crissmuss gift. merry crissmuss!
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- Crucipiss
the act of urinating on a church. i had to go so bad, i performed a crucip-ss.