Crippler
a s-x position. so hard core you’ll cripple your girl.
guy 1: hey man i just had s-x with her
guy 2: what position?
guy 1: crippler. shes in a wheelchair now.
a toke, or hit, or marajuana which leaves the inhalant temporarily totally incapacitated. usually coming on the immediate heels of prior consumption.
“dude, we’d head now, but aaron just blew a crippler.”
the crippler is a person with a huge p-n-s.
do yo wanna see the crippler?
very strong or potent marajuana.
this stuff is the crippler, man!
the crippler is when you have to sh-t so bad that you can hardly walk to the restroom. generally produces cramp like effects in your -n-s with pain so bad you can’t walk.
i was headed for the restroom when i got hit by the crippler and almost sh-t my pants.
to f-ck a girl so hard that its hard for her to walk after
dude she’s walking funny, did you give her a crippler?
the biggest, and baddest bong ever created. sitting at 5 feet tall it can stun just about anyone.
he just hit the crippler, he is done.
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