Crippletard


cross between cripple and r-t-rd: someone so stupid and crazy drunk that they end the night crippled and don’t remember how
i.e. broken bones, concussion etc.

she broke her arm dancing cause she’s such a crippletard
cross between cripple and r-t-rd: someone so stupid they are crippling r-t-rded or someone who is crazy drunk
snookie is such a crippletard she needs to be shot and put out her misery!

or

man..i got so crippletarded att he club last night i crawled up the fire escape!

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