Criptch


kr-ip-tch: 1. used to describe something that is cool semi-gangster but not quite “crip” like the ones from the hood may use.

derived from the upper cl-ss citizens of the southern orange county areas. criptch is the appropriate equivelant of one being crip with out actually being a member or even affiliated with the world renown gang syndicate. typically for white or white washed individuals whom advocate such extravagant and illegal activities but dont actually partic-p-te in any real gang activity.
” yo dawg. we wuz strait chillin at the pad all weekend. holdin down the porch n keepin it criptch at my grandmas house “

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