crisis car


the hot little convertible sports car (any vintage, from cl-ssic to next year’s model) that you just know was purchased by a guy with a combover as part of his midlife crisis.
check out that red ragtop corvette in front of denny’s! that’s a crisis car if i’ve ever seen one. you know the driver is some old bald dude with a combover going through a divorce.

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