Crisis Lock Down Mode


when someone throws a sh-tfit at the house after his or her significant other leaves without saying goodbye. commonly found within close-nit families and popular parties.
guy 1: dude, don’t leave me now, bro.

guy 2: watch me… watch me take this -ss down the road!
guy 1: no. if you do that, gloria is gonna throw a sh-tfit and the house is gonna go into crisis lock down mode.

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