crisp monkey
1. crisp monkey
an incredibly stupid comment. usually made whilst p-ssed up. a comment so moronic that anyone else could see it was a really bad idea but hey, you said it and now everyone’s laughing at you.
same entomology as “darth”
andrea: that guy you were dancing with is such a baby-man.
audrey – he’s my cousin, and i’m taking him home with me tonight
omg, andrea just said a crisp monkey.
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